Sticky Spit

First of all, everyone needs to get their mind out of the gutter. This post is about running, or jogging (silent "J?"), and if you have a filthy mind then you need to check yourself before continuing on. Sitcky Spit is a phenomenon that occurs when you are running and need to clear your mouth in order to breathe better, so naturally you turn your head to the side in mid-stride and spit. This time, however, your spit acts like it is attached to a bungee cord and comes back to hit you right in the chest. Normally this happens with a stranger nearby who is most likely the last person you would want to be around when you spit on yourself. You are then forced to either mess up your run by stopping to clean yourself off, or finish the rest with an unfortunate stain on your chest. Amis.