Bammers

Newton's Third Law of Motion can be summed up as: "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." When using this law to compare humans, it reads: "For every upstanding citizen who contributes to society for the better, there is a Bammer." You might ask, "What is a Bammer?" This is a Bammer. For scientific purposes you need to watch the whole video, because my words are not enough. That man didn't even go to Alabama, but he loves the Tide so much you'd think he went there his whole life. Everyone hates Bammers. Even Alabama fans hate Bammers. That is because Bammers are Amis.