P.M. Alarm Sets

This could quite possibly be the most absolutely miserable thing to ever happen in your life: a P.M. Alarm Set. This is when you want to wake up at, say, 7:30 in the morning, but accidentally set the alarm in the P.M. This leads to waking up at 10:15 the next morning and almost always results in you missing your huge test/court date/whatever incredibly valuable thing was supposed to happen that morning, and there is no one to blame but yourself. According to that video you will also have to endure a day that goes to an 80's soundtrack while battling off ninjas and paparazzi while your car possibly winds up getting towed because you parked in a no parking zone, but that's all just hypothetical.

Wet Shakers

Definite A-mis..You're preparing for the kickoff of a football game in a location where rain has recently fallen. As the "warrrr eagle" or "roooooolll tide" chants begin you start to feel a powerful mist from the row behind you. You turn around only to be pelted in the face with a wall of water from the obnoxious rabid fan behind you. As they gleefully shake their soaked shaker, you (the innocent bystander) are slowly but surely doused with water for the next three hours. A-Mis.

General Delays

Nothing very specific here but as I was on the way out to Colorado (where i am now), i thought about all types of delays. I don't really have anything to say I just figured the blog needed a post. Airport delays...amis. Also, for those who have experienced it, ski lift delays (especially over 3 minutes). This is amis because in your mind you know whoever caused the ski lift to stop shouldn't be in the vacinity of a ski slope. If you can't successfully sit on a ski lift there's no way you can ski. Just another side note, single glove losses. At the top of a mountain. Amis. Feel free to add more types of delays under this post.

Luncheon Swaps

We've all been eating at a restaurant while a group of 10-20 women have been exchanging gifts usually around Christmas time. Amis. Usually each woman receives multiple gifts and dicusses them with the other women typically in a loud manner. Do the math and that's 10-20 loud, unnecessary discussions. Also, it disrupts any type of conversation you want to have during lunch. Lastly, they(women) usually get a group picture(s) as they get ready to leave. AMIS.

Bammers

Newton's Third Law of Motion can be summed up as: "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." When using this law to compare humans, it reads: "For every upstanding citizen who contributes to society for the better, there is a Bammer." You might ask, "What is a Bammer?" This is a Bammer. For scientific purposes you need to watch the whole video, because my words are not enough. That man didn't even go to Alabama, but he loves the Tide so much you'd think he went there his whole life. Everyone hates Bammers. Even Alabama fans hate Bammers. That is because Bammers are Amis.

Short-Car Fake Outs

This is a classic amis. Happens when you think a parking space is open only to find a short car that you couldn't see parked behind a bigger one. Example: You are driving around the Wal-Mart parking lot and you see an "open" space beside an F-250 with a massive lift and other modifications (also amis). This spot is always amazingly close to the front, or it is the last one in the entire parking lot. When you drive forward to claim your amazing spot you see the Smart Car parked behind the truck and your world comes crashing down around you. Amis.

False Hope.

False hope: A plan or expected "win" turning into a miserable fail. i.e. Expecting a birdy and three putting for a bogey; Going on a date only to find out you're "just friends."

Just a few examples...

Blogs...

I just came to the conclusion that blogs should be added to the amis list. In realizing that, this site, in fact, is a blog itself. So that means this site is amis. Now, the fact that we are using this blog to post things that are amis makes this particular blog not amis. Your thoughts?

Welcome.

Welcome to AMIS central. After this saying was developed by Chase Baker, I created an AMIS list. With the help of David Roy, we had around 60 items on the list. Sad to say, this list is nowhere to be found. As I continue to update this, I will try and remember many of the top items on the original AMIS list. For example: Auburn, Auburn Fans, Personalized car tags, Covered cart entries, and pet accessories. I must give credit to David Roy for thinking of most of these. Now some of your average AMIS items: jet skis, crocs, belt buckles, and the three hole sequence of bird, dub, bog. Feel free to comment on and add anything you think is worthy of making "the" list. However, we must evaluate items you wish to add.