One-sitting Research Papers

Amis. Clearly you know what I mean. After slapping down two pages about vegetarianism (amis) to turn in for my rough draft (also, very much amis) last Tuesday, it's time to re-evaluate. I met with my English teacher today and I've decided to completely re-do/re-organize/re-plan my research paper which is due this upcoming Tuesday. I'm currently in the middle of reforming and outlining-- taking the amis pre-cautionary steps needed to form a solid paper-- my new research paper (unfortunately, it's on the same topic). On a more positive note, I already have two of my 3 required sources for my annotated bibliography (amis), thanks to EasyBib.com. As you may have already guessed after seeing the title name, I'm attempting to write this whole research paper in one sitting/day or whatever you want to call it. Basically, before midnight tonight. As a result of me re-reading my soon-to-be post, I've noticed that I have committed an Amis blunder- I have included way too many amis things while trying to describe the main AMIS blog topic. See vegetarianism, rough draft, and annotated bibliography. Although those things are in fact amis, they all could very well be candidates for future blog heading topics. Amis.

Low Fuel Lights

Every now and then (about once a month for you Civic owners and twice a day for you jacked up F-250 owners) when you are driving around you look at your fuel gauge and see that it is pretty low. "It's fine," you think to yourself, "I probably have about two or three days left." Most of the time it's directly after this thought that you hear a "ding", and the low fuel light is on. All of your driving/money plans are now focused on that tank of gas and driving as far as you can on the fumes that you will eventually have. Your life basically turns into this, except not as funny. Amis.

Parking Lot Clogs

This A-Mis event could quite possibly lead directly to heart disease and other stress onset disease. You've just enjoyed a wonderful day at say, The Masters or maybe an Auburn football game. As you cheerfully leave the event and begin walking to your car, you have no idea of the anguish that awaits you. You enter your car, crank it, drive four feet and find yourself in a quarter mile line of stopped cars. This wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that you will manage to move only four more feet in the next HOUR because of the non-assertive drive who happens to ben in your line. A-Mis.

Advice when you find yourself in this situation: Never EVER switch to the lane moving faster, because right when you do, it will stop and yours will move. That's just how it works..A_Mis x2.